No more apples in the vending machine please

CLOCKWORK: Let's have sex.
ME: No.
CLOCKWORK: Well what if I get too drunk later?
ME: Just don't drink that much.
CLOCKWORK: But I wanna have fun!
ME: You're right. Why have sex when you can have fun?
CLOCKWORK: Wait, that's not what I meant!
ME: Oh don't worry, you can have all the fun you want tonight. I won't make you have sex. Ew, sex, bleh!
CLOCKWORK: AGHHHHH!